Four guys have been going to the same Golfing trip to St Andrews for many
years. Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot
down and tells him he isn't going. Jack's mates are very upset that he can't
go, but what can they do?
Two days later, the three get to St Andrews only to find Jack sitting at the
bar with four drinks set up! "Well, I've been here since last night.
Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up
behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?" I pulled
her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie. She took my hand and
pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.
Well she's been reading 50 Shades of Grey......On the bed she had handcuffs,
and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did. And
then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, here I am!
El Diablo: thinks mates are a good thing